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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

First worldwide release
October 10, 2025
Score
6.3 / 10
Length
1h 53m
Language
EN
Drama
🎬 Directed by Mary Bronstein 🌟 Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, A$AP Rocky, Danielle Macdonald, Delaney Quinn

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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Release Rollout

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You opened first in United States on October 10, 2025. The rollout continued across 27 countries, finishing in Japan on September 18, 2026. A digital release followed on November 18, 2025.

Release Dates by Country
United StatesOct 10, 2025
CanadaOct 17, 2025
UkraineOct 23, 2025
IsraelNov 6, 2025
PRNov 6, 2025
LithuaniaNov 7, 2025
IndonesiaNov 8, 2025
AustraliaNov 13, 2025
RussiaNov 20, 2025
EstoniaNov 21, 2025
GreeceDec 11, 2025
NetherlandsDec 18, 2025
BrazilJan 1, 2026
ColombiaJan 29, 2026
New ZealandFeb 5, 2026
TurkeyFeb 13, 2026
United KingdomFeb 20, 2026
IrelandFeb 20, 2026
PolandFeb 20, 2026
BelgiumMar 4, 2026
ItalyMar 5, 2026
MexicoMar 5, 2026
ThailandMar 5, 2026
TaiwanMar 13, 2026
FinlandMar 27, 2026
SwedenApr 10, 2026
Czech RepublicApr 23, 2026
JapanSep 18, 2026
Frequently Asked Questions

When does If I Had Legs I'd Kick You come out?

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You was released on October 10, 2025.

When does If I Had Legs I'd Kick You come out in United States?

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You was released in United States on October 10, 2025.

When does If I Had Legs I'd Kick You come out in United Kingdom?

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You was released in United Kingdom on February 20, 2026.

When does If I Had Legs I'd Kick You come out in Australia?

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You was released in Australia on November 13, 2025.

When does If I Had Legs I'd Kick You come out in Canada?

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You was released in Canada on October 17, 2025.

When will If I Had Legs I'd Kick You be available on streaming or digital?

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You became available on digital platforms on November 18, 2025.

Who directed If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You was directed by Mary Bronstein.

How long is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You has a runtime of 1h 53m.

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