If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
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Release rollout
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You opened first in United States on October 10, 2025. The rollout continued across 27 countries, finishing in Japan on September 18, 2026. A digital release followed on November 18, 2025.
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Frequently asked questions
When does If I Had Legs I'd Kick You come out?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You was released on October 10, 2025.
When does If I Had Legs I'd Kick You come out in United States?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You was released in United States on October 10, 2025.
When does If I Had Legs I'd Kick You come out in United Kingdom?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You was released in United Kingdom on February 20, 2026.
When does If I Had Legs I'd Kick You come out in Australia?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You was released in Australia on November 13, 2025.
When does If I Had Legs I'd Kick You come out in Canada?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You was released in Canada on October 17, 2025.
When will If I Had Legs I'd Kick You be available on streaming or digital?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You became available on digital platforms on November 18, 2025.
Who directed If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You was directed by Mary Bronstein.
How long is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You has a runtime of 1h 53m.
